December 2009
101 posts
“Men Are Like Public Toilets, They Are Either Taken Or Full of Shit.”
– (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
You: youre such an ass
Stranger: k
Stranger: bye
You: bye
You: ill send the divorce papers
Stranger: i wont sign them
Stranger: i love you too much
You: cmon leave me alone
Stranger: never!
Stranger: you will love me enough one day
You: oh ya? how can you be so sure?
Stranger: i will never give up my love for you
You: :(
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you know whats great with this thing, you get to be who you want to be without people circling around telling you what to and what not to do.
I GOT MARRIED. who can stop me now?
omegle = ultimate past time
Stranger: hi, my friend was talking to a person named edward. and they really want to meet up again. are you edward?
You: OMG YES
You: IS THIS BELLA?
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this was so fuckin epic! hahahhah!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im lonely
You: hey
You: me too
You: lets get married
Stranger: omg
Stranger: yes:D
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: yupyup
You: hahaha
You: sucks im a girl too
Stranger: damn...thats illegal.......
You: ya i know
Stranger: too bad, i really loved u........
You: me too :(
Stranger: :( so sad
You: ya:(
Stranger: i have to go cry in my emo corner now...goodbye my love!!!
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...”
– Bertrand Russell (via quotewhore)
i had the best conversation with a stranger last night. details soon:)
Tom & Gisele Finally Name Their Newborn Son
fuckyeahhollywood:
New England Patriot Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen finally named their week & a half old newborn son. They named him Benjamin.
K first, you had 9 months to figure out a name… how didn’t you come up with one in time? & second, that’s the best you came up with? Boring name for someone with that uber-gorgeous DNA.
I CANT BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DONT PLAN...
““Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.””
– - brittany murphy(Clueless) (via dirtylittlestylewhore)
when i heard about the news this was exactly the line that was running through my head. methinks cardiac arrest = drug overdose. her eyes are so druggy!!!
“Well behaved women rarely make history.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via quotewhore)
thats why i never behave! but shit why do i feel like i will never make history? shall i just take it to the streets???
